Happy New Year 2026 - Limericks

Happy New Year 2026!

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Note: Limericks created by me.
Images created using ChatGPT

Happy Earth Day! - Limerick

Happy Earth Day!

The Earth is an amazing planet

A home for all life that's on it

But if we abuse it

We will certainly loose it

So protect the planet damn it!

Fall Equinox - Limerick

Fall equinox has come again

Summer sun is on the wane

Leaves are falling

Geese are calling

Halloween is around the bend

Summer Solstice - Limerick & Haiku

HAPPY SUMMER SOLSTICE!!

I like to think of the summer solstice as a time to reflect on how lucky humans are to have planet earth. Throughout time, summer solstice has been a time to celebrate earth’s bounty and fertility. Sadly humans have forgotten how to live simply with hardly a thought for the future. With that in mind, I composed the following limerick & haiku.
Note: Limerick & haiku created by me (not AI)
Earth image created by CoPilot AI

Humans are supposedly intelligent

But our hubris is quite malignant

And if we don’t find

Humility in time

We’ll be dust in a New York minute

Respect planet Earth 

It's not an all-you-can-eat buffet

If not now then when?

Spring! - Limerick

On spring's first day, with sun shining bright,

Sunflowers and tulips take flight. 

Their colors so bold, 

As the world they unfold, 

In nature's magnificent light

Note: Limerick was created with the help of ChatGPT and image was created using Copilot

Happy New Year 2024 - Limerick

Good bye 2023

Hello new possibilities

This year let’s see

If we can possibly

Make the new year more HAPPY!

Winter Solstice - Limerick

Winter Solstice has come again

Vernal Equinox is around the bend

Summer Solstice is next

Then Autumnal Equinox

After that, it starts all over again!

Happy New Year 2021 - Limerick

So grateful 2020 is history •

And we managed to survive it's misery •

It's been a wild ride •

And I must confide •

2020 hindsight is sweet ecstasy!! 🎉✨

Earth Day 2020 - Limerick

On this 50th Earth Day occasion

Take time for some celebration

Give thanks to the planet

Don’t take it for granted

And give Earth a standing ovation

Today we celebrate the Earth

And give thanks for all that it’s worth

If not for it

We would not exist

And that would suck way worse

Happy New Year 2020 - Limerick

I give thanks for another year survived

But fear what the new year will provide 

Since I can't describe 

My feelings inside 

I hope this emoji will suffice

Earth Day - Limerick

The UN Climate Summit is clear

Climate change is something to fear

But as we wait

We seal our fate

And guarantee earth’s demise is near

Gerbils Beware - Limerick

It's about time Clark County agreed

To help fund the Humane Society

But now it is clear

That Gerbils should fear

Commissioners Madore and Mielke